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Archive for May, 2008
A tune a day..
“Pork and Beans” from Weezer starring some familiar YouTube faces. New Self-Titled “Red Album” out June 3rd, 2008!
Mobile microwave
3 years ago
in Video
The best way to kill your mobile phone. Microwave that sucker!
We’ve landed!
NASA Phoenix touched down on the Red Planet at 4:53 p.m. Pacific Time (7:53 p.m. Eastern Time), May 25, 2008, in an arctic region called Vastitas Borealis, at 68 degrees north latitude, 234 degrees east longitude.
This is an approximate-color image taken shortly after landing by the spacecraft’s Surface Stereo Imager, inferred from two color filters, a violet, 450-nanometer filter and an infrared, 750-nanometer filter.
The Phoenix Mission is led by the University of Arizona, Tucson, on behalf of NASA. Project management of the mission is by NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, Calif. Spacecraft development is by Lockheed Martin Space Systems, Denver.
Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/University of Arizona
Joke of the day..
A blind man wanders into an all woman biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting for awhile he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls silent. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says, ” Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair – given the fact that you’re blind – that you should know five things:
1.The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman
3. I’m a six foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell the joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”