The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean life is tough, it takes up most of your time. What do you get at the end of it ?. Death. What’s that, a bonus ?  I think the life-cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home, get kicked out when you’re too young, then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend nine months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm. Amen !

George Costanza