the best things in life aren't things
Archive for June, 2008
Of men, and women
Jun 29th
I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he’s not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
Jun 19th
Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own image as promised by the sacred words, and spoke of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was naught but a follower
Easter egg from Mozilla: Insert “about:mozilla” in your Firefox 3 browser.
A tune a day..
Jun 18th
Hammerfall – Destined for glory
Fight with your heart, and you’re Destined For Glory
But fight without honor, and you’re destined to fall
Fight with your heart, and you’re Destined For Glory
But fight without soul and you will loose it all
