the best things in life aren't things
Archive for July, 2008
Why Lazarus laughed
3 years ago
in Writings
On the phenomenal plane we seek pleasure and the avoidance of pain. On the noumenal plane we know the absence of both – which is Bliss.
Wei Wu Wei
Wonders of mathematics
3 years ago
in Funny
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Time for some campaignin’
Star alongside Barack Obama and John McCain in JibJab’s Election 2008 political video, Time for Some Campaignin’. Be in the movie!
A means to an end
I was tagged by Ania. Yeah, well, as long as it ends with me, I shall give you the answers to the questions.
The rules:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
1. How are you feeling today?
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Transcending
(I feel confident, in the randomness factor of my AIMP player and my mighty playlist)
2. Will you get far in life?
Placebo – Without you I’m nothing
(seems I need a companion)
3. How do your friends see you?
Timbaland – One & Only (feat. Fallout Boy)
(hahahahha)
4. Will you get married?
Damian Marley – There for you
(I know, where?!)
5. What’s your best friend’s theme?
Louis Xiv – Marc
(wicked!)
6. What is the story of your life?
Gotan Project – Una Musica Brutal
(well..)
7. What was high school like?
Snow Patrol – Little hide
(it does seem to make some sense)
8. How can you get ahead in life?
Tool – Aenima
(oh well.. we are all scared)
9. What is the best thing about your friends?
The Sneaker Pimps – Black Sheep
(ahhahahahahahhah)
10. What is in store for this weekend?
Tom Waits – If I Have To Go
(don’t worry, I’ll come back..)
11. What song describes you?
Snow Patrol – Limited Edition
(no comment)
12. to describe your grandparents?
The Fugees – Nappy Heads
(lol)
13. How is your life going?
Gorillaz – Murdoc Is God
(George is God)
14. What song will they play at your funeral?
Tegan And Sara – I Know I Know I Know
(love isn’t going to last)
15. How does the world see you?
Pink Floyd – The Gold It’s In The…
(me)
16. Will you have a happy life?
Katie Melua – Perfect Circle
(oh yes!)
17. Do people secretly lust after you?
Gogol Bordello – Supertheory Of Supereverything
(no need theories, it’s a FACT!)
18. How can I make myself happy?
Djako – Demain matin
(tomorrow morning, perhaps, I will know)
19. What should you do with your life?
Robyn – Main Thing
(yeah, it is)
All good now. I set the records straight. No more tag. You are free from this tyrant named TAG.
