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Archive for July, 2009
Chatting with strangers
Jul 29th
I don’t know how many of you are awre there is a website that lets you talk to strangers. It is very nicely built and it sure as hell helps you get rid of boredom or office work. It’s called Omegle, and here’s an interesting chat I had with a Stranger.
Stranger: heyy
You: howdy!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: watt??
Stranger: ure funny
You: no
You: I am actually looking for a reason not to kill myself..
Stranger: whyy
You: I just lost my job
You: will lose the house to the bank
You: is there anything worth living for?
Stranger: yess mee:)
You: go on..
Stranger: well im worth living for you can come over
Stranger: and we can….have an intresting ‘descuttion’
You: come over where, you’re a complete stranger
Stranger: no im nott
Stranger: well were do u live
You: texas
Stranger: haha
You: u?
Stranger: well ill fly there and be there in the monring
You: are you a guy or gal?
You: you sound like a perv
You: i’m disconnecting
Stranger: im a girll
Stranger: lol wat are you
You: i’m a 37 year old single mother
Stranger: oh ok lovelyy
Stranger: im horny for you
You: why?
You: cause i’m suicidal?
Stranger: cause i like 37 year old single mothers that live in texas
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ily babe ily
As I suspect I was dealing with a Stranger pervert impersonating a chick willing to have sex with unsuspecting suicidal victims. 
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Jul 28th
EA: Ţestoasa, adică melcul, umblă cu casa-n spinare. Casa pe care şi-a construit-o singură, de unde şi expresia „a-ţi căra casa ca melcul”. EL: Limaxul e rudă cu melcul. Limaxul e un melc fără casă. Iar ţestoasa n-are nimic de-a face cu limaxul. EA: Ei, explică-mi tu, zoologule, de ce n-am eu dreptate. EL: Păi fiindcă… EA: Hai, spune-mi tu ce diferenţe sînt, dacă zici că vezi tu vreo deosebire. EL: Păi fiindcă… Deosebirile… Sigur, există şi apropieri, nu se poate nega. EA: Păi atunci de ce le negi? EL: Deosebirea e că… e că… Adică degeaba-ţi spun eu, fiindcă tot nu eşti de acord, iar eu sînt prea obosit Ţi-am explicat deja, n-are rost s-o iau de la capăt. M-am săturat EA: Nu vrei să-mi explici fiindcă ştii că n-ai dreptate. Nu-mi poţi oferi nici un motiv, pur şi simplu pentru că n-ai nici unul. Dacă ai fi un om de bună-credinţă, ai accepta că ai greşit Dar tu eşti, de cînd te ştiu, un om răuvoitor. EL: Vorbeşti prostii, numai prostii. Poftim: limaxul face parte din… Sau, mai degrabă, melcul…. Iar broasca-ţestoasă, ea… EA: Of, gata, ajunge, taci din gură! Bine-ai face dacă ai tăcea. Nu mai pot să te ascult cum baţi cîmpii. EL: Nici eu nu mai pot să te ascult Nu mai vreau să aud nimic.
The Stupidest Person Ever
Jul 25th
At a 2008 city council meeting the politicians and citizens of Santa Cruz were treated to testimony from a young woman who may, in fact, be the stupidest person alive. She began by explaining that food is good:
I think that we should make a perfect pesticide for the crops but it’s good for people and healthy and keeps the crops preserved too because we need the food because it’s food and stuff.
That, while expressed poorly, is the smartest thing she says in the video. She goes on to say:
We can be rich in cotton and mining metals and silkworms and we can makes things, we can make things cars, the machine can make it for us…on the East Coast they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China, but on the West Coast, the new West Coast, we don’t believe in that. We believe in the union and that’s what we are.
It’s nice to see that Miss Teen South Carolina is trying to make a difference now that she’s all grown up.
A quote a day..
Jul 24th
Success is just like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.
