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George Man
Posts by George Man
Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?
August 20, 2009 - 6:06 pm
Tags: ace ventura, Funny, hermaphrodite, lady gaga, story
Posted in Facts, Funny, People | No comments
With everyone talking about the rumor that Lady Gaga has a discostick of her own, I thought I’d offer an insight to this story. Then again this reminds me about the Einhorn Finkle case from Ace Ventura, pet detective.
Ok, let’s get to it.
Here’s what you have to do. Get some vinegar and some baking soda. [...]
Don’t stay stupid during financial hard times
August 18, 2009 - 5:43 pm
Tags: free courses, learn, university
Posted in Geek, People, Science | No comments
No money left for your education? No problem! Many top universities now offer free online courses for everyone. Enjoy!
Yale Courses Online (personal favorite)
MIT Courses Online (second best)
Open University Courses Online
Carnegie Mellon Courses Online
Tufts University Courses Online
Stanford Courses on iTunes U
UC Berkley Courses Online
Utah State University Courses Online
Kutztown University Courses Online
USQ Courses Online
UC Irvine Courses Online
Go! [...]
Pussy bitch
A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. “Mom”, the boy asks, “What’s a pussy?”
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat [...]
Family man Harrison Ford
August 14, 2009 - 9:40 am
Tags: family, Funny, harrison ford, Video, wife
Posted in Funny, People, Video | 1 comment
My Family! My Wife! compilation.
A quote a day..
August 13, 2009 - 7:36 pm
Tags: andy warhol, quote
Posted in People | No comments
In the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes. – Andy Warhol
Pick up lines for nerds
August 13, 2009 - 7:28 pm
Tags: Funny, Geek, nerd, pick up lines, star wars
Posted in Funny, Geek, Writings | 1 comment
-You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
-Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
-Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
-I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.
-What’s a girl like you doing in a [...]
A tune a day..
Prodigy — No good
Drum’n'Bass is the music of God
Feel the Holy Spirit!!
Do you like cybersex?
August 8, 2009 - 12:41 pm
Posted in Funny, Geek, People | No comments
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u [...]
