the best things in life aren't things
Man George
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Joke of the day..
A blind man wanders into an all woman biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting for awhile he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls silent. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says, ” Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair – given the fact that you’re blind – that you should know five things:
1.The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman
3. I’m a six foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell the joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
A tune a day..
3 years ago
in Music
If I die clutching your photograph
Don’t call me boring, It’s just ’cause I like you
10 rules for being human
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately “work.”
4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5. Learning lessons does not end. There’s no part of life that doesn’t contain its lessons. If you’re alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6. “There” is no better a place than “here.” When your “there” has become a “here”, you will simply obtain another “there” that will again look better than “here.”
7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life’s questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
10. You will forget all this.
Soothing jazz
My protégés: Acid Groove (Cluj Napoca, Romania) – Nadejda Cepraga (vocal), Raluca Apetria (piano), Danut Georgescu (guitar), Daniel Opris (bass) & Sergiu Dicoi (drums)
Performance at Sibiu Jazz Festival – Student competition.