the best things in life aren't things
Funny
Do you like cybersex?
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it’s just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
Yearbook yourself!
This is me as an ’86 rock god. Go to yearbookyourself.com and see how your face fits into all this. 
Chatting with strangers
I don’t know how many of you are awre there is a website that lets you talk to strangers. It is very nicely built and it sure as hell helps you get rid of boredom or office work. It’s called Omegle, and here’s an interesting chat I had with a Stranger.
Stranger: heyy
You: howdy!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: watt??
Stranger: ure funny
You: no
You: I am actually looking for a reason not to kill myself..
Stranger: whyy
You: I just lost my job
You: will lose the house to the bank
You: is there anything worth living for?
Stranger: yess mee:)
You: go on..
Stranger: well im worth living for you can come over
Stranger: and we can….have an intresting ‘descuttion’
You: come over where, you’re a complete stranger
Stranger: no im nott
Stranger: well were do u live
You: texas
Stranger: haha
You: u?
Stranger: well ill fly there and be there in the monring
You: are you a guy or gal?
You: you sound like a perv
You: i’m disconnecting
Stranger: im a girll
Stranger: lol wat are you
You: i’m a 37 year old single mother
Stranger: oh ok lovelyy
Stranger: im horny for you
You: why?
You: cause i’m suicidal?
Stranger: cause i like 37 year old single mothers that live in texas
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ily babe ily
As I suspect I was dealing with a Stranger pervert impersonating a chick willing to have sex with unsuspecting suicidal victims.