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Feel the force motherfucker!
Jul 14th
The top 10 things I want to hear Samuel L. Jackson’s character ‘Jedi Master Mace Windu’ say in the Star Wars prequels.
10. You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ’cause these ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids you’re looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ’cause even if it did I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.
8. This is your father’s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively,have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the room…accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do. I ain’t got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
5. What ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?
4. You sendin’ the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that’s all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror’s got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He’s a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber… it’s the one that says, ‘Bad MotherFucker.’
John Travolta is gay?!
Jul 9th
Vintage TV Commercial -- Safeguard Bath Soap (1970)
Apparently John Travolta’s rumored path towards homosexuality started with him getting paid to shower with men back in the 70’s.
The way girls are!
Jul 7th
Little Man is a story about a boy and his homework, and his attempt to understand girlish nature.
