Internet
No more LOL!
Abolish the lie that is “lol”!
Over the past decade it has become increasingly obvious that countless web users are misrepresenting themselves by typing LOL (or “lolling” as it has come to be called) when they are NOT actually laughing out loud. This ruse has been at the expense of internet loyalists who add up the lols they receive in chat rooms and on message boards every day.
To better demonstrate the extent of this lie please refer to the graph below.

The National Acronym Monitoring Board of Linguistic Anomalies or NAMBLA has begun to crack down on “False Lolling” which is a class G felony punishable by permanent IP banning and in rare cases death by pwnage.To help LOL addicts curb their deceptive temptation NAMBLA has implemented a new acronym that is more accurate while at the same time poignant and conveniently recognizable.
LOI (Laughing On the Inside)
Loi is to be used when something is mildly entertaining, yet not humorous enough to evoke actual laughter. Actual laughter, however, may still be represented by “lol” or its other manifestations (LMAO, ROFL, etc).
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Yahoo refuses
Yahoo’s the board of directors has made a decision to refuse merge with Microsoft. They consider that the sum of 44,6 billion dollars is insufficient, and the company is not considering any other offers on purchase below 40 dollars for the stock.
Have they all listened to Shpigler the Shark? Find out for yourselves.
Microsoft + Yahoo = Love?

Microsoft has pounced on slumping Internet icon Yahoo with an unsolicited takeover offer of $44.6 billion, seeking to join forces against Google in what would be the biggest Internet deal since the Time Warner-AOL merger in 2001.
The surprise offer of $31 per share, made late Thursday and announced Friday, seizes on Yahoo’s weakness while Microsoft tries to muscle up in a high-stakes battle with Google likely to define the technology landscape for years to come.
Yahoo said it will ‘carefully and promptly’ study Microsoft’s bid.
UPDATE: Reports are that Yahoo’s board will turn down the takeover offer from Microsoft as Yahoo share prices rise. Well duh!
