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Women
Joke of the day..
A blind man wanders into an all woman biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting for awhile he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls silent. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says, ” Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair – given the fact that you’re blind – that you should know five things:
1.The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman
3. I’m a six foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell the joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Doctrine of Love and Lust
I close my eyes and there you are
Standing right in front of me
Clad in blood red, as complete as Mother Nature
Unclothed and divine woman
The doctrine of love and lust
Arms wide open as if calling me
To the gateway of hell
To hold me and mesmerize me
Let all hell break loose
Let the world shatter in sheer ecstasy..
The next step in online shopping
Most of us today are used to online shopping. In many business applications, people are able to conduct business on the web that in years past had to be handled through telephone conversations, face to face, courier services and regular mail. Today, this sort of communication is handled via the Internet. The term of interactive commerce in the online world was short to follow, with the ability of potential customers to ask questions through emails and later live chat handled by sales assistants. These functionalities help the conversion rates, turning visitors into buyers, since people tend to trust other people when doing business. Interactive e-commerce options and strategies have never been stronger than they are today, and the e-vendors are always researching for ways to improve these conversion rates and also make the online shopping experience a pleasant one.
I would now like to bring to your attention an e-commerce website that I stumbled upon the other day, a website that I truly consider to be innovative when it comes to online shopping experience. The idea behind it: a virtual dressing room. The concept of interactive virtual shopping with the ability of changing clothes in real time on a model is not new (see Sears – My Virtual Model) but this website has a more “personal touch” to the whole shopping feel. No, the shopping experience from Second Life is not the same, since we are only dressing our fantasies. 
The site is called KnickerPicker, and it’s a website that makes online shopping for women’s lingerie a fun activity. Just think about it, guys: no longer we will face the embarrassment of skulking around lingerie departments like naughty schoolboys, on those few days left before Valentine’s Day or her birthday (or whatever). KnickerPicker makes it a lot easier for men to choose the right lingerie for their better halves, without worrying that they pick the wrong size ( of course that most online stores offer size charts, but who the hell knows the exact size his girlfriend/wife is?!). A range of 3 (lovely) models are there to assist you and changing their lingerie can be done with the click of a button. You can even ask a friend for advice through the interface.
All these functionalities make KnickerPicker a remarkable online shop, with functionality and usability that I consider to be the standard in this market segment for the years to come. Who said that shopping for lingerie is a nightmare? Not anymore! Enjoy!
Haircuts Ordered For Saudi Men Who Hit on Women
Men busted hitting on ladies in Saudi Arabia now face an encounter with the clippers after a governor in the northern region of the Gulf country ordered that authorities snip the hair of flirting men. Prince Fahd bin Badr thought up the hair-raising idea after seeing a group of men with flowing locks flirting with female students. The conservative nation has long enforced a strict set of Islamic customs in which the sexes remain segregated. Beware of buzz-cuts lustful boys!
via truemors.com
Dating
ROMANIAN WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She’s pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her two cousins, her sister’s Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.