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Word of the day: JFGI
2 years ago
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Just Fucking Google it. You say it when somebody asks a stupid question.
Dude #1: hey dude, what does JFGI mean?
Dude #2: Just Fucking Google it yo.
Dude #1: I tried but i couldn’t find anything.
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!
Dude #1: bro. i already tried that. don’t be mean.
Dude #2: bro, your an idiot.
10 simple summer pleasures
1. Enjoy the feel of walking bare foot on hot cement then rush to nearest grass area.
2. Have brunch outside (patio/terrace/under a tree).
3. Sit outside in the evening and hear the crickets chirp.
4. Make a drink fresh lemonade/ice tea/frappe.
5. Memorize the smell of sunscreen on your skin and the smell of chlorine in the pool water.
6. Wear flip flops everywhere you can.
7. Walk in the summer rain, dry your clothes out in the sun.
8. Abuse the sunglasses.
9. Friends and BBQ, any occasion is good.
10. Ice cream or watermelon, or both!
Pick up lines for nerds
-You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
-Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
-Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
-I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.
-What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
-I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
-Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
-How ’bout I slip into something more comfortable… like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
-Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ’stunning’.
-Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
-Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
-Nice Asimov.
-With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
-If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes
-I less than three you. (I <3 you)
-Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
-What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
- You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!
-You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts; it’s how you apply the force.
-Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?