Walk on water (Liquid Mountaineering)
May 26th
Liquid Mountaineering is a new sport which is attempting to achieve what man has tried to do for centuries: walk on water. Or to be more precise: running on water. We are developing the sport from scratch. By accident we found out that with the right water repellent equipment you can run across bodies of water, just like a stone skimming the surface.
Liquid mountaineering is performed by professionals under professional supervision. Accordingly I must insist that attempting to do so is dangerous.
A tune a day – O.Children
May 26th
Written by Tobi O’Kandi. Performed by O.Children. Produced by Jas Shaw & Tobi O’Kandi. Mixed and additional production by Barny Barnicott. Assisted by Alex Miller. Mastered by Guy Davie at Electric Mastering. (c) Deadly People Recordings 2010.
http://www.myspace.com/ochildren
P.S. They are a sweet cross between Joy Division, Nick Cave and PJ Harvey.
Name your own band
May 25th
1. Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random” or click here. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2. Go to “Random quotations” or click here. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3. Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click here. The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together. If you don’t have Photoshop, use GIMP or Pixlr.
My result:
Now it’s your turn: Raz, Ana and Gilia.
(via iacobtudor.blogspot.com)
Of men and monkeys
Apr 15th
Start with a cage containing five monkeys.
Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result – all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.
Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that’s the way it’s always been done round here.
And that, my friends, is how company policies are made.
A tune a day – Yoav
Apr 13th
http://www.myspace.com/yoavmusic
Director: George Fok / Producer: Phi Group Inc.
Phi Group Inc. / You Are Here / Field Recordings








