A laugh a day..

Here’s my dog taking a dump, or at least trying, he’s camera shy.

Radio friendly song

I hate the radio! Here’s why..

It starts off like a thousand other songs that you’ve heard before.
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.

So you try to change the station but it’s playing on every one.
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron.

You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
You’re positive that nobody will want to listen to this.

But you are wrong…

They want a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
Unoriginal melody.

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something’s wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin’ songs.

All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that don’t have anything to say.
I’m not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay.

You can barely retain the vomit that’s rising in your throat.
And you assume that everyone will think that this song’s terrible.

But you are wrong…

They want a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly…
…piece of sh*t oh what a sucky ass piece of sh*t.

I’d rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly piece of sh*t.

God, I hate this sh*t.

Dedicating this to all the pieces of shit that flood the FM airways. Respect to Jon Lajoie

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Radio Friendly Song Lyrics & Video

August 29th, 2009 | by pfunk |

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Jon Lajoie has created another song that attacks main stream music…this time he’s attacking the radio friendly song, which also happens to be the name of the song. Ironically, this song is definitely not radio-friendly from a lyrics perspective. Though it’s definitely radio-friendly from an instrumental perpsective.

Radio Friendly Song Video (Jon Lajoie)

Radio Friendly Song Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

It starts off like a thousand other songs that you’ve heard before.
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.

So you try to change the station but it’s playing on every one.
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron.

You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
You’re positive that nobody will want to listen to this.

But you are wrong…

They want a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
Unoriginal melody.

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something’s wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin’ songs.

All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that don’t have anything to say.
I’m not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay.

You can barely retain the vomit that’s rising in your throat.
And you assume that everyone will think that this song’s terrible.

But you are wrong…

They want a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly…
…piece of sh*t oh what a sucky ass piece of sh*t.

I’d rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly piece of sh*t.

God, I hate this sh*t.

A tune a day..

Muse -- Uprising

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Awesome performance, this guy is very talented. Video courtesy of Razvan

How can a country get rid of its garbage?

Campaign “Let’s Do It!” -- a grassroot initiative to clean up the country from illegal waste in just one day. There was over 10 000 tons of illegal waste lying around all over Estonia and it was an outrageous plan — to clean it all up on one day! More than 600 volunteers were working to make it all happen with only 3 full-time employees. On May 3, 2008 with help of 50 000 volunteers more than 10 000 tons of garbage gathered and Estonia was cleaned up from illegal waste. http://www.teeme2008.ee

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Bob Dylan -- It ain’t me babe

About online advertising

If some of you are still wondering about cost-per-thousand (CPM) and cost-per-click (CPC) in online advertising, here’s a small chart I made (not using Excel!) demonstrating the difference.

advertising

CPM refers to the amount you pay for your ad to be shown on a certain part of the web. People see it but you are not offered the guarantee they will click on it. After the certain number of impressions is run out, your ad is offline, leaving you with a small percent of click throughs. (CTR)

CPC means you only pay for an ad when a person click on it. This means that the 99% of the waste is eliminated from your budget leaving you with considerable savings for future campaigns. This is what happens when you cut out the inefficiency from an advertising platform. Kudos to Google for changing the rules of the game, making online advertising more efficient.

Good luck!

A tune a day..

Official music video for ‘Ljósið’ taken from Ólafur Arnalds -- ‘Found Songs’ (2009). GORGEOUS VIDEO!

Director: Esteban Diácono

The Yellow Smiley Face

Hilarious Romanian short film about two parents who try to communicate with their son using THE COMPUTER.

Directed by : Constantin Popescu Jr. Actors: Luminiţa Gheorghiu, Teodor Corban.