Posts tagged Geek

-You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!

-Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

-Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!

-I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.

-What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.

-I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

-Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.

-How ’bout I slip into something more comfortable… like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!

-Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ’stunning’.

-Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.

-Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?

-Nice Asimov.

-With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.

-If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes

-I less than three you. (I <3 you)

-Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?

-What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

- You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!

-You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts; it’s how you apply the force.

-Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?