john

With everyone talking about the rumor that Lady Gaga has a discostick of her own, I thought I’d offer an insight to this story. Then again this reminds me about the Einhorn Finkle case from Ace Ventura, pet detective.

Ok, let’s get to it.

Here’s what you have to do. Get some vinegar and some baking soda. Any vinegar will do. Then build a big clay volcano. Then while it’s erupting, if Lady Gaga is too busy peeing standing up, then she’s a hermaphrodite.