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The Stupidest Person Ever
At a 2008 city council meeting the politicians and citizens of Santa Cruz were treated to testimony from a young woman who may, in fact, be the stupidest person alive. She began by explaining that food is good:
I think that we should make a perfect pesticide for the crops but it’s good for people and healthy and keeps the crops preserved too because we need the food because it’s food and stuff.
That, while expressed poorly, is the smartest thing she says in the video. She goes on to say:
We can be rich in cotton and mining metals and silkworms and we can makes things, we can make things cars, the machine can make it for us…on the East Coast they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China, but on the West Coast, the new West Coast, we don’t believe in that. We believe in the union and that’s what we are.
It’s nice to see that Miss Teen South Carolina is trying to make a difference now that she’s all grown up.
Haircuts Ordered For Saudi Men Who Hit on Women
Men busted hitting on ladies in Saudi Arabia now face an encounter with the clippers after a governor in the northern region of the Gulf country ordered that authorities snip the hair of flirting men. Prince Fahd bin Badr thought up the hair-raising idea after seeing a group of men with flowing locks flirting with female students. The conservative nation has long enforced a strict set of Islamic customs in which the sexes remain segregated. Beware of buzz-cuts lustful boys!
via truemors.com